MARRIDGE GUIDENCE

During a recent xbox live party it was noted that a member who shall remain nameless was wwas having some martal issues,so i thought this would be a good place to get things off your chest if thing are'nt quite right at home,without the risk of divorce or a knife to the chest in your sleep !!!!!!!!

Wasn't sure if to post this under Tuning Advice, but I found this and have the following problems;

Now I'm getting a bit better in tuning on Forza I took a good look at the Wife and spotted a few areas for improvement.

Bodywork - things are getting a little shabby with a few cracks appearing here and there. I keep putting her in the bodyshop, but things only improve for a day or two. What's the best way to keep her shiny and presentable as its affecting me wanting to get in her for a good thrashing?

Suspension - think the static sags increased. The back ends drooping and it looks like the aerodynamics have seen better days. She's bouncier than I remember. I've tried stiffenning her up but the problems spreading to the front end - I don't know aht to do next please help!

Traction - when we were young her grip was firm, predicatable, with lots of feedback. Now I find its a bit slack and leaves me wondering where it will end up everytime I stick in a tight section. I've tried turning it in harder and faster, but it just ends up more slippery - what do I do?

Weight - you think your shaving a bit off here and there, but when I get underneath her she is obvioulsy still over-weight. She keeps experimenting with different ingedients which lose a few pounds but days later she's put 'em all back on + some. Is there anyway round this?

Thanks for reading and rest assured any advice will be treated confidentially

if i could solve these problems,i would be very rich,and very very happy lol

Nice 1 bread if anybody can help you out with this please feel free to pass the info on to me, lol

the only advice i can give to you bread is.............

maybe you should trade it in for a younger model

Watch out for the light weight Italian models.....5 minutes after you get them in the garage their tight lines and compact body turn into a big and bouncy estate!

tony has no worries anyway his marraige is to forza

I have been married for about 5 years now and it has been a trip - Marriage has been the best thing that has happened to me in my life - My wife has made me a better person! But dont get me wrong it hasent been all fun and games! We have tried many times to kill each other and I think the only thing that has stopped us is prison time LOL!

But when things are going good between us around the house its a great feeling to feel the love we have for each other! If it wasent for my wife I would be in jail or dead by now!

Hope my wife dosent see this I dont want to give her the idea that she is good for me LOL!

But if any other married people need someone to vent too my PM box & 360 headset is always on! Sometimes it helps to get opinions from someone that may have already been throught the same issue

I_Left4Bread_I wrote:

Wasn't sure if to post this under Tuning Advice, but I found this and have the following problems;

Now I'm getting a bit better in tuning on Forza I took a good look at the Wife and spotted a few areas for improvement.

Bodywork - things are getting a little shabby with a few cracks appearing here and there. I keep putting her in the bodyshop, but things only improve for a day or two. What's the best way to keep her shiny and presentable as its affecting me wanting to get in her for a good thrashing?

Suspension - think the static sags increased. The back ends drooping and it looks like the aerodynamics have seen better days. She's bouncier than I remember. I've tried stiffenning her up but the problems spreading to the front end - I don't know aht to do next please help!

Traction - when we were young her grip was firm, predicatable, with lots of feedback. Now I find its a bit slack and leaves me wondering where it will end up everytime I stick in a tight section. I've tried turning it in harder and faster, but it just ends up more slippery - what do I do?

Weight - you think your shaving a bit off here and there, but when I get underneath her she is obvioulsy still over-weight. She keeps experimenting with different ingedients which lose a few pounds but days later she's put 'em all back on + some. Is there anyway round this?

Thanks for reading and rest assured any advice will be treated confidentially

This is fantastic!!

u r just a learner ,m8 22 yrs of married bliss m8 don't regret a minute of it