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PostSubject: Supermarket Scam   Tue May 25, 2010 12:54 pm

Ok, I've just got back from my local ASDA supermarket and am really p*ssed off.

For a starter the place was packed, all the trolleys had been taken, the checkouts ques were a joke and I've got everything balancing on a poxy basket and stuff wedged under my arms. Anyway, I digress. So, I pay and finally get outside and make it to my car, but cant reach my car keys in my pocket. Bo**ocks!

Luck would have it that two young very attractive girls approached me and asked in a sexy european voice, "vould you like ze and". I nodded, trying not too get too excited as one of them reached in my pocket for my keys. There was a brief rummage around, yes I started to get aroused, and she took the keys and opened the car. They helped me with the shopping into the car boot.

As a middle aged man, I was real excited at this point (but trying to hide it) and I asked if I could give them a lift anywhere to return the favour. They accepted. One girl slipped in the back and the other onto the passenger seat. We had only just got out of the town centre, when the girl in the passenger seat unzipped my trousers and started rubbing my, err bits. As soon as I could - I pulled over into a country lane.

The girl passenger then lowered her head into my lap and went to town OMG... The second girl reclined my seat and then with skirt up, sat girating on my face!! OMG x10..!!!

Needless to say, things didn't take long and the sexy girls left me in the layby fully serviced. A few minutes later I gathered myself and pulled my trousers up. Sh*t, my wallet and credit cards had gone! I couldn't believe it...

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All I can advise you guys is be careful out there. So far my wallet has been stolen on Saturday, Sunday and again today. I now have to go back to ASDA supermarket tomorrow...


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PostSubject: Re: Supermarket Scam   Tue May 25, 2010 2:09 pm

sweet....... whitch asda was it please m8. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Supermarket Scam   Tue May 25, 2010 3:09 pm

Sounds like a time I had before I was married. Don't worry, even though they got your money, they're still cheaper than getting married. Plus you get more benefits. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Supermarket Scam   Tue May 25, 2010 8:55 pm

What color shoes were you wearing?
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